i think !!

after the catastrophic exam today (psych) i think I'm allowed to ask one tiny question
am I a 5th year med or a 4th year psych resident ????
after such exam i cannot differentiate btw medical student and resident (we have the same exams )
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jokes about psych )

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
"How long have you been having this phantasy?"

"Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"

One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
"How many do you think it takes?"

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